on the down low: Revealed

At long last, the truths and lies revealed:

1. I have had a tattoo removed.
FALSE...I've never gotten a tattoo, let alone had one removed! My low tolerance for pain pretty much guarantees that I will never get one.

2. In college, I earned extra money by posing nude for the Art Department's drawing class (don't judge).
FALSE...You'd have to pay me A LOT of money to pose nude, and I don't think the University Art Department would have had enough money to offer...

3. My ex-husband is actually my cousin (but not blood-related, that would be wrong).
FALSE...I suppose it could happen, but it would be crazy and weird, and it makes my head hurt thinking how it would be possible.

4. I have a profile on match.com.
TRUE! While it's true that I have a profile on match.com, I have not yet had any success with it. Where are you, lover?

5. I have an electronic solitaire game that I play whenever I sit on the toilet (what? I get bored).
Sadly this is TRUE. I've since been informed that this is gross. I don't see what's wrong with it, really?

6. I read more than 20 books last year.
FALSE...I read two books last year. I'm trying to increase that number this year by being one of Britt's Sexy Exies.

7. I am always 15 minutes early to work. Every. Single. Day.
FALSE...let's just say it's more like the opposite. I'm working on it though! Baby steps...

8. I totaled my boyfriend's truck in college (after he had generously let me borrow it to drive in the snow...oops).
FALSE. My boyfriend totaled his own truck, and then I backed his new truck into a pole...which really sucked. He didn't let me drive it much after that.

Thanks to all of you who played along with my Six Lies, Two Truths Game. Even though there was no winner...maybe next time!